Tuesday, October 18, 2005


In case you haven't seen this.....

1. Go to Google (http://www.google.com)

2. Type in the word "failure"

3. Instead of clicking "Google Search" click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

4. Laugh out loud

5. Spread the word before the people at Google "fix" it


ConnieJane said...


Perfect! Just perfect!!

Thanks for sharing a great giggle.

Trudy Booty Scooty said...


That's a riot!

Now I'm typing other words in that way to see what i can find. LOL

Lili said...

Google knows everything! That was great! Thanks for the laugh!

AKH said...

Are you copying off me?


I love it everytime I see it.

I hope things are going well.

nancy =) said...

sublime!! thanks - that was fun, and i so needed a laugh...ciao

sttropezbutler said...

In the same vein...and glad to see you smiling Sublime!

A new strain of STD

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.

This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk
behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced
"gonna re-elect him.") Many victims contracted it in 2004, after
having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having
taken measures to protect themselves from this especially
troublesome disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea
Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality
disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic
flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme
cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for
actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced
bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography
and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and
a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and
epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant
disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.


Go Astros!

scribble said...

LOL I saw that recently somewhere too.
Thanks for sharing it.

STB too funny !
Glad to see you smiling sublime...

freddy said...

i love it! evidently, my coworkers knew about this when i shared this with them - why am i always the last to know?!

Cassarass said...

LOL, I always tell people to type in "miserable failure". I been spreading the word for a while now!