In case you haven't seen this.....
1. Go to Google (http://www.google.com)
2. Type in the word "failure"
3. Instead of clicking "Google Search" click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
4. Laugh out loud
5. Spread the word before the people at Google "fix" it
About Me
- Sublime
- Oblivion, Midwest, United States
- At age 41, overcoming some of my biggest fears has granted me periods in my life of supreme respect for the grand plan of the universe. Unfortunately, I’ve learned I have the idiotic ability to forget some of the huge lessons. Luckily, my cosmic fortune cookie never seems to mind having to repeatedly tell me things until I get it! My favorite foods include Easy Cheese, shelled & salted peanuts, red-pepper hummus and pizza in any form. I’ve realized I never really quit smoking; I just stop for periods of time. I no longer cry over spilled milk. I recently figured out that I do so much better when I’m not going in ten directions at once. I’ve also been hit with the realization that I’m never, ever going to find happiness outside of myself – it has to come from within. The true meaning of this came to me during meditation, at which point, I literally gave MYSELF a hug. Finally, I know if tomorrow comes then more change is inevitable and embracing is easier than resisting it.
7 comments:
ROFLMAO!!!!
Perfect! Just perfect!!
Thanks for sharing a great giggle.
LMAO
That's a riot!
Now I'm typing other words in that way to see what i can find. LOL
Google knows everything! That was great! Thanks for the laugh!
Are you copying off me?
http://uncensoredakh.blogspot.com/2005/09/fun-with-google.html
I love it everytime I see it.
I hope things are going well.
sublime!! thanks - that was fun, and i so needed a laugh...ciao
In the same vein...and glad to see you smiling Sublime!
A new strain of STD
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk
behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced
"gonna re-elect him.") Many victims contracted it in 2004, after
having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having
taken measures to protect themselves from this especially
troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea
Lectim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality
disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic
flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme
cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information;
pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for
actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced
bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography
and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and
a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.
The disease is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and
epidemiologists are amazed and baffled that this malignant
disease originated only a few years ago from a Texas Bush.
STB
Go Astros!
LOL I saw that recently somewhere too.
Thanks for sharing it.
STB too funny !
Glad to see you smiling sublime...
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