Another bit of crack news reporting from our local media caught my eye today. It included one of the best quotes I've read in a long time:
"I may be blond but I know what a deer looks like. This was a black kangaroo!"
Read some of my earlier posts about the local news here in Oblivion.
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- At age 41, overcoming some of my biggest fears has granted me periods in my life of supreme respect for the grand plan of the universe. Unfortunately, I’ve learned I have the idiotic ability to forget some of the huge lessons. Luckily, my cosmic fortune cookie never seems to mind having to repeatedly tell me things until I get it! My favorite foods include Easy Cheese, shelled & salted peanuts, red-pepper hummus and pizza in any form. I’ve realized I never really quit smoking; I just stop for periods of time. I no longer cry over spilled milk. I recently figured out that I do so much better when I’m not going in ten directions at once. I’ve also been hit with the realization that I’m never, ever going to find happiness outside of myself – it has to come from within. The true meaning of this came to me during meditation, at which point, I literally gave MYSELF a hug. Finally, I know if tomorrow comes then more change is inevitable and embracing is easier than resisting it.
2 comments:
It's the same the country over...here in Houston the big deal is Radar the weather dog! Course it would help if there was an audience for news. The only people watching news, as I understand are people my age and older. EVeryone else is getting the news elsewhere (as I do..even if I'm 55!...lol)
Thanks for the chuckle. Hard to figure out why reporters devote so much time to these stories. I guess to afford us a much needed break from the hard depressing news.
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